You're so nebulous sometimes
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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