i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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