just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Boobs speak an international language.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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