the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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