I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
barbara walters just said penis...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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