But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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