when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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