my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
