I wish i was in the wii world.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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