Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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