matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
false alarm. still invincible.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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