I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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