She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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