my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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