Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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