Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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