Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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