Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
