I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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