Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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