You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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