But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
