so that wasnt chicken after all
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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