There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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