Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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