2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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