I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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