Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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