Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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