hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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