at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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