I'm going to jail i love you
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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