It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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