i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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