just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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