I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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