once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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