I CAN MOONWALK!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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