Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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