so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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