he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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