so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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