so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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