In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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