Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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