He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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