i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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