You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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