so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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