Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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