I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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