It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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