i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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