I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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